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Episode 39: cakefarts.com
The podcast is late again. Big surprise? Not really. I'm a slacker and you know it. This time we discussed Heavy Rain, MORE Dragon Age, AvP, and DUDE WHERE'S MY MOUNT 10! Kind of.
Episode 38: I'd Shocker HER Bio
Sorry for the almost week delay in the podcast. I had some family emergencies come up that kept me from getting everything put together. It's out now though, so enjoy.
Episode 37: The Effect is quite Massive
Phil talks about Mass Effect like I talk about Dragon Age. On another note, I've reactivated me EVE Online account after discovering during my 5 day free reactivation that the game has improved greatly. If anyone cares to find me, I'm chilling around in the Minmatar regions under the name Parleion. Also, LOST comes back on in the US tonight. You should probably watch it. It's going to be amazing.
Episode 35: Congratulations Ensign, You're Now a Captain, but Not really
Dave explains (in great detail) what he doesn't like about Star Trek Online
Episode 33: I Played the Fuck out of it
I Played the Fuck out of it. What did we play the fuck out of? That would be our games of the year, for the PAST TEN YEARS! Join Me and Phil and Skitch as we reminisce, argue, bitch, and moan their way to discovering the best games out of every year for the last 10 years. The only thing we could agree on? Shadow of the Colossus is a fucking perfect game. Just a reminder, there won't be a podcast next week as people we'll be doing Holiday related bullshit. Join us again in the new year, however, for some wicked sweet podcastery.
Episode 31: 256 MB of Fail
Does anyone remember a time when a 256MB compact flash card seemed like an enormous amount of memory? How about those old ZIP drives that were marketed as the best way to back up your data... on disks the size of those gigantic drink coasters your grandma probably has sitting all over her living room tables? What about the days when data was stored on giant cylinders of wax and kept in cans in refrigerators? Ok, I technically wasn't around for the last one. But still. We lost 8 minutes at the beginning and 30 minutes in the middle of this podcast because of failures. Not really memory failures, more shorted out 8 year old power cord failures. (Not to be confused with the power-chord failures on Quiet Riot's 1984 album, "Condition Critical.") Still, you might enjoy it.
Episode 30: Not a Serf, or My Fiefdom for a Fife
Look at that, an actual title. We went longer than our goal of an hour on this one, completely unwittingly. And only about 30 seconds of it was talking about Dragon Age. The link might not work for the first few hours of this being up. Skitch is at some manner of musical performance, and might not be home by midnight GMT-8
Episode 29: Fuckin' Whatever
Today we talk for an hour and a half. I can't even remember what it was about. And we just talked about it like an hour ago. It's probably a bad podcast. You might not want to listen.
Episode 27: Dragon Age: Awesomegins
Below are samples from my twitter account for the past week. If you don't care about anything below, I highly suggest you only listen to the first hour of today's podcast. "Dragon Age is amazing. 1hr in and I already care about the characters way more than I should, and the moral ambiguity in the world is great" "Dragon Age pretty much rocks my socks. I haven't been this happy with the fact that I payed for a game since Portal." "I love the fact that as Dragon Age goes on, they force you to use real tactics to survive. Blocking doorways to protect squishies and such." "@bloodtobleed297 I haven't been this happy with a game since portal. That's how good Dragon Age is. 100% beyond amazing." "@Kranitoko Better than WoW right now? Absolutely. Better than WoW at its golden age? Equally good for different reasons, maybe an edge to DA" "Dragon Age gets better every time I play it. Everything but the load times is superb. And honestly, I can deal with the load times." "Nearing end of first playthrough of Dragon Age I think... and holy shit is this game fucked up. In a good way. Like seriously, omg." "Beat Dragon Age as City Elf Warrior. Ending was fantastic. Making Human Mage. Expecting completely different game. Either way, So good." "10 minutes into human mage and I love what the game is doing. The way they're using characters, learning about them from different angles." "This is awesome. I'm setting in motion events I saw in my first play through. Dragon Age = Game of the Year." "Downloading Dragon Age toolset. Should be able to do some wicked sweet machinima stuff with the engine."
Episode 26: Clusterfuck
Tonight on Dude, Where's my Podcast: 5 People, 1 Room. We tell you to watch 28 Below. We tell you to watch FireFRIGHT. We tell Phil to work on 10. My chair squeeks a lot.
Podcast 25: Katourtoo
We're back, bitches, and mediocre-er than ever. After a week of people bitching out and various illnesses and maladies we finally got together to bullshit for an hour for your enjoyment. Is Skitch a member of the Video Game Industry? Does Phil know what a simile is? Should we all start calling great female writers "Felicia Fey?" There's really no way to find out. We don't go in to great detail on any of those. Ok, you could probably guess ahead of time that Phil didn't know what a simile is, but whatevs. Listen to the podcast. Or watch 28 Below. One of the two. Or both of the two. To be honest I don't really care what you do. As long as you do it awesomely.
Episode 23: Now coming to you at 1280x720, or HD as Phil likes to call it.
Can't type summary, must return to Defense Grid.
Episode 22: Sans Phil, Sans Sans Jacob
I'm starting to turn into Phil when it comes to writing these things. This podcast is better than last weeks, but fortunately Phil will be back for the next one. Jacob joins us to spice things up a bit, but Jacob and I both have the tendency to communicate non verbally, which doesn't make for good podcastery.
Episode 21: Sans Phil Uno
Apparently Phil is a vital part of the podcast. His lunacy is necessary to fill time. We made it to our usual hour, but only barely.
Episode 20: Paxtacular
Phil returns from PAX, Skitch is home sick, Sarah is uncontactable, and Dave is... Dave. Besides discussing PAXgoings on, we introduce a new contest with fantabulous prizes (Details on the forums). XBox Live Avatar Gear? KOTOR? You want it, you can work to win it. Phil will be gone for the next three weeks or so of Podcastery, so hopefully Skitch and/or Sarah show up each time. If not, I've got some T.S. Eliot, some Samuel Clemens, and some Göethe lined up just for you guys.
Episode 19: Unfashionably Late
Unfashionably late... that's Phil alright. Showing up a whole 20 minutes late to the podcast, after telling me that he and Sarah wouldn't be able to show up. Fortunately that gave me some 1 on 1 time with the audience... well more like 1 on 6 or however many people actually listen to this damned thing.
I think I brought some much needed culture to our podcast, though I butchered any italian involved, and, more miserably, called the italian french at one point. Phil wanted me to delete the first 20 minutes but I told him that it's a warning: Any time he doesn't show up on time, it becomes my time; and I will do with my time what I damn well please. Enjoy :)Episode 18: Dave's Not Here
So, Dave wasn't around for this week's podcast. That's why it probably sounds like crap, and the opening theme isn't there, and there's no ending music.
Episode 17: Phil Phails at Phunemployment
I'm sure you're all dreading my eccentric post this week, as some of you claim to do every week. But, if I may, I would like to not do that this week. "Why?", one might ask. The answer is simple. I'm a lazy bitch.
Episode 15: Phil is 'technically' wrong.
The podcast today is missing the introductory theme, as I forgot to put it on there and am too lazy to fix it.
Episode 14: I didn't realize how much Phil hated Watchmen
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Episode 13: My neighbors are Douchebags
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Episode 12: The one where we say Monkey Island Eleventy Bajillion Times
Nos for monachus Insula.
Illic est decertatio in forum.
Bellum venatus es nocens.
Sermo in professio of membrana exsisto.
Quisquam est venustas in Leia's mancipium sumptus.
Episode 11: Black in Back... wait, that's not right.
It seems our podcast does return today.
With skitch and Jacob with us here online.
Phil as usual's pretty fucking Gay,
his PSP wasting all of our time.
Discussions on the games of Lucasarts
and of the oldest Bible ever known.
A diatribe on plain old shopping carts
a lie, but yes to Indiana Jones.
A tesseract does haunt Dave in his dreams.
A beach trip for one Skitch, he did enjoy.
More wow for Jacob, usual it seems.
Phil's comments consume all of the world's Joy.
A sonnet on a podcast you have read
and Wendy's chicken nuggets keep you fed.
Episode 10: They're idiots, and Phil's an idiot for listening to them... among other reasons.
It seems skitch is here now to stay
for he was here last week and today.
A permanent guest
cool as Jonny Quest
He rocks shit and Phil is still gay.
On a less limericky note, it was unbelievably hot on saturday when we recorded, so there was a lot of fan noise in the podcast. I EQd it out, but it does kinda give the sound a sort of underwatery, other room type effect. It's all still perfectly understandable and hilarious, just not dying from heat stroke > perfect audio.
Episode 9: Electronic Excrement Expo - Redux
O Phillip you skank
refusing to make a post
now I must do it.
Today's podcast is
an evaluation of
E3 - you know it.
With skitch joining us
no one can stand in our way
not the haiku police.
They're a bunch of douche
Wrapped in a brown paper bag
thrown into the trash.